Dear Deborah and Wayne,

Thank you for your letter. It is with great regret that you have informed us that you are not happy with a product.

We will refund your purchase price of the Squirrel Underpants. Please keep the underpants, as state laws prohibit the return of undergarments. Perhaps you might be able to find a prairie dog that could wear the underpants. Just do not tell it, that they are for squirrels. They can be sensitive about that. They have image issues with being seen as the "squirrel's not so cute cousin".

We appreciate your continued patronage of the Neatorama store, and would like you to be a happy and satisfied customer. In doing so we have included a free set of Strawz, for you to enjoy.

Hugs n kisses
Neatorama

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

OMG!! rant - When I worked as a hotel cashier, there was this one employee who would get payday loans every week. And it could only be approved by the general manager. She was so backed up into the payday loans, that when she was let go - ALL of her severance pay went to paying her payday loans.
She did not have education past high school, I felt sorry for her, when I took over that job I sat and explained finance and loans and APR and how a percentage rate works..etc.. but she still kept asking for the loans.

I think it was like an addiction for her.

You have a tangible amount of cash right there and then in your hands, and so you are happy - until it runs out.
And for her, just like Splint Chesthair said,
she did go and buy beer.

Shaolinrock + 1
MadMolecule +1

"He’s experienced cultures the rest of you can’t understand." -Edvim
I have experienced other cultures. That is what makes me more appreciative and concious of the little things that you seem to assum that "we" do not treasure.
I use my money to contribute to "welfare" societies, instead of holing up in a cave and trying to glamourize mysyelf.

Meh - Don Schader of Albuquerque has been doing much the same thing for as long as I can remember now. 'Cept he doesn't live in a cave. And he bathes in his own urine.

http://www.getrichslowly.org/blog/2008/02/11/extreme-personal-finance-america-on-10-a-day/

Good luck with your attention whoring cave guy.

pffft. My dog has eyebrows that would make Snidely Whiplash envious.

Lando.
I always said he should have stopped with the first nose job. He would have looked good.
I think the image back then was based on what his father looked like.

I have seen that at the Family Dollar store.
It is on the rack with, Mountain Dew, 7up, Cinnabon and Twinkie flavored lipbalms.

The Twinkie lipbalm is kind of nice.

Looks like a tool you use when working with hot glass.

I had assumed this is what regular rhubarbs do, because I live in a desert and hardly water the ones I have and they do quite well. ???

That is not any type of farrier tool.
It actually looks like a door opener.
You attach the hoof side at the bottom of a door. the "cage" part is what you hook the tip of your boot into, and pull with your foot. This way you can open doors without using your hands, or if your hands are full.

Made me a tote bag out of them.
Sold tote bag for thirty bucks.

Well duh - anyone can see that it is a man carrying two plastic patio tables by placing them on his head for stability.
;)

@ Joe Soap - I am really not sure where you are trying to go with that.
All I was doing was pointing out that Disney hired a Luftwaffe interrogator. nothing more - nothing less.

"Gabler’s book, which was NOT sanctioned or approved by the Disney organization, effectively debunks most of the rumors and BS brought up here, including the bogus Nazi favoritism." - Will Trevor

My post about the beautiful mosaic mural is true.
It is not Nazi favoritism. Look for a book titled "The Interrogator" by Raymond F. Toliver.
while technically no a Nazi, he just happened to be a great mosaic artist with a job as an interrogator.