@Colin

my thoughts exactly. i bet it weighs at least 120 joules.

but... this is how vegans get all their protein!

ok... but the rigidity of the corrugated fiber board will be completely compromised. the prevalence of square boxes is as such because they are easily stackable and tend not to collapse.

if you take a cardboard (technically corrugated fiber board) box apart you'll see that the flutes run vertically. that's no accident. the board is about 10x stronger vertically than if the flutes ran perpendicularly.

nice podophile mustache, dude.

“I know what this is. This is an espresso machine. No, no wait. It’s a snow cone maker.

...Is it a water heater?”

"I assumed the barcode encoded a lot of crucial information about where the letter came from, where it was going, and how long the stamp should be honored."

1st class stamps do not expire.

secondly, how would the machine even know where the letter is going?

"I expected that letters sent in the first week or so would arrive, and then they’d start coming back."

*facepalm*

why would the post office care when you bought them?

this whole thing perplexes me.

... wtf is a bath bomb?

i'll stick with my gatling chair - this thing lacks lumbar support.

@ B.M.

you know when you go to a hospital they send you a bill, right?

while not as outraged as 1, 2 or 3, I am somewhat upset that the bacon was not eaten - not because the bacon is a wasted dead animal, but because it's *bacon*, and bacon is f'ing delicious.

I would have gone with a metal frame so i could flamethrower the entire 40lbs all at once and invit ea buncha friends over for an AT-AT bacon party.

it's not abuse if applied in a disciplinary fashion. that means a couple of swats on the ass followed by an explanation. if you spank your child more than an average of once a year, you're doing something wrong/not doing something you're supposed to.

those crying abuse probably think comedians are racist, glancing at cleavage is sexual harassment and equate 3 beers a day to alcoholism.

Obviously he is not one to welch on a bet.

For practice, they started with one that could make 400 types of mexican food.

the use of only 7 ingredients greatly simplified the prototype.

@wes

"dumb braud"

Condescension Fail.

"A 24 year old woman called about her boyfriend. The woman had a Brazilian wax at a salon where they had used a numbing cream on the area and now her boyfriend is complaining numb lips, mouth and tongue. He was concerned that he may have ingested some of this numbing cream."