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Ugh.

Well, I know what I'll be humming today.

That was pretty neat. I just wish he hadn't used the exact same clip of Alice speaking over and over.

*shudder* There is not a single good-looking person on that page. And as if the freakish muscles weren't bad enough, the veins popping up all over is a sure turn-off. Ugh ugh ugh.

Hmm. I thought there was another experiment that showed it depended on how moist the food was-- an apple slice would pick up more bacteria than an M&M, say.

Nothing says depressing like a behind-the-scenes look at Disneyland.

Aw, like a lost child.

All it did was pull back the parts of it that weren't most connected to the nutrient sources, to which it was apparently connected at the start and end of maze. Now, if it had grown from one end to the end to get the nutrients, that'd be impressive.

I'd have thought Einstein would know better than to place binary classifications on people.

Oh, those Russians.

Wow. Lots of half-banana-hate... I often have half a banana left-over, usually because I don't like eating bananas by themselves but one is too big for a bowl of cereal or the sandwich I'm making. Wouldn't buy this, though, since it's easy enough to cut off the bad part later.

And, uh, Barbwire, ...you're fine eating fly eggs in your banana so long as it's still ripe and they haven't hatched? I've never seen fly eggs under banana skin and they would be visible. Now, fruit flies like to lay eggs on decomposing fruit; perhaps that's where your were coming from?

So, even with the advantages of those prosthetics, he still hasn't gotten to the minimum to qualify? Huh.

Seems like when you unscrew the bottom lid, you'd have to be careful not to push the remaining peanut butter into the empty half of the jar.

I'm just glad she isn't one of those kids who sold a ton by giving the order form to her parents to take to work.

Also, Keebler Grasshoppers: available year round, just as (if not more) delicious as Thin Mints.

Hey, there's a commercial out based on this premise, though in it the elephant sits of the car.