@werD: Haha glad I wasn't the only one to notice that. Saw the apple-like globe in his hand and thought "Is that the Turing statu---yes it is."

That kid's got some serious pipes.

.........why?

"I'm Ron Burgundy?"

Alcoholism. It isn't pretty.

A little Benny Hill music goes a LONG way.

Glee.

I Just Boldly Went - Baby Snapsuit

@Kip. I hate to bring you down to the world the rest of us plebs live in....but as has been thoughtfully detailed by others in these comments, you're not using a BMW/Mercedes/better product than anyone else. You're using exactly the same components a Windows user is.

Ignorance when it comes to technology is no crime. Invincible ignorance, in the face of the facts, is something altogether more abrasive.

It's the Stig!

Vernacular. Plaguing moral scolds and grammar obsessives since language was invented.