Or you could actually exercise. Rollerblading (so '90s), stair steppers, hiking to a picnic with a nice bottle of wine. Mmmm so many ideas.

Hate it.

Actually, I think the opossum dentistry video is more freaky.

How far Barbara Bush has fallen.

Wow, hey! That's pleasant!

I love that it is from "Horton Plains". Makes me think of "Horton Hears a Who".

It's either octopuses or octopi whether you're talking about more than one species or more than one octopus. It's just that I forget which is which. And I learnulated this when I was a Marine Bio major, so it must be true. Whichever one it was.

Of course this is assuming a flare doesn't flare up off the surface. Thsn it's sunny side up time.

Those are actually Shebeens. The best bars in Namibia are:

Joe's Beerhouse
Hotel Thule
Luigi and the Fish.

It's that in the swimming pool, whites reflect heat and can control that for an extra boost which can be directed to the rear at will, while blacks, on the other hand, are able to absorb the heat from the air in front of them, thereby pulling them forwards.

It's a scientifical fact, proven by scienticians.

But where will I get my unicorn meat now?!

It's just how Jesus wanted it. And none of it has aaaanything alive on it. Nothing at all.

Wait - they will cure Humans in Monkeys next? Great!

The black duct tape means it's classy.

Sweet potato fries from Pacific Catch on Chestnut St. in San Francisco. Beat Micky D's hands down.