Yup. Simply hold two large roundish stones in each hand and think of how competent and comfortable you feel. And think "I could smash each of these into each other and make something to cut stuff with."

It is innate in our being.

For some reason, I remember the Muppets cutting to a Muppet News Flash and there was a huge lightning bolt, thunder and loads of smoke. It was so perfect, I might have dreamed it as I only remember seeing it once.

" at first it looked like even turning up a single star to kick off the season. "

Huh??

Wow! That's neat! Well, no. No it isn't. It's like when one of Boing Boing's (a directory of wonderful things) guest editors posting an article posting the 10 best castrations. WTF. I don't visit them anymore after that. There is no need for this on Neatorama, so please don't do it. Mmmmkay?

My gold plated windows are covered in DOUBLE whale penis leather.

Nobody likes a cold...

Kitty. Nobody likes a cold kitty.

Right on Skipweasel. No rivets or rivet gun to be seen.

Am I the only one who finds this frighteningly retarded?

No. Never.

No. Never.

Tastes like BACON!

Please, for the love of bacon, stop the singing.

I don't believe in god and I spend my vacation time in Africa, having fun and donating to schools. Since I don't believe in god, I realize that the only way I can guarantee that anything constructive (some people say "good") can happen is if I do it myself, so I do. Flying all the way across the planet, driving 900 miles, inspiring kids to do bigger than they can dream, what's not to love knowing that you did it yourself?

Zav, check your spellingk before posting please.

Must outweird the other guy so I can be teh avantdarest arteest EVAR!

What a clown.