Really, Neatorama? Contrails? Are we going to be talking about 9/11 conspiracies and the moon landing being fake now?

Your resume should not be your portfolio. Not only is this not a good design, it's not good practice, ESPECIALLY in creative professions. Make it readable, make it look *classy*, but don't overdo it. Let your creative work speak for itself in your portfolio. Hiring managers won't care about your overly-designed resume.

Not sure about the one of the left, but the dude on the right is Anpan Man. His head is made of bread! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anpan_Man

Yes, it is a chameleon. A male veiled chameleon, in fact. Cool viedo!