Don't be too proud of this convention center you've
constructed. The ability to host thousands while offering every modern amenity is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Try starting out in NYC with a friend in Paris, France.

Apparently we should meet for coffee in the middle of the Atlantic.

Similarly, friends in Miami and Houston can meet somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico.

It's the innards from the head of a mechanical chicken or rooster.

I think it's Gene Simmons' hairbrush.

Man, that is one annoying tortoise. I'm not a big cat fan, but all the poor kitty wants is to be left alone. It almost makes me wish he could call up Acme, Inc. and order something to take care of that dumb reptile.

The plane appears to be dropping a hand grenade on the car. Perhaps it's a warning about single-engine crop-bombers?

Or maybe it's a warning about planes that leak lavatory waste.

The world's biggest bottle of Drakkar Noir?

A boot puller.

Yikes! At least it wasn't a sanitary sewer.

I'm quite conservative and I like Cox & Forkum, but that cartoon is in bad taste.

In Britain, the game came to the beer – skittles competitions originated in pubs and inns.

Hence, the origin of thr phrase, "Life's not all beer and skittles."

My brother lived in a house like this in LA. It was a narrow, triangle-shaped thing that had been crammed onto the last piece of land on the block. We called it the "cheese-wedge house."

I bet it's really good at holding dust, dirt, bugs, and spills, too.

Hopefully it's removable.

You can see how it works if you copy the image into an editor and rotate it 180 degrees.

I'm no expert, but it appears to be Cinderella's Castle at Disneyworld?

Neat effect.

Reminds me of the "Grossology" exhibit at our local Science Center a few years ago -- walk-through nose, skin climbing wall, GI tract slide, sinffable body odors, "vomit center," and more. The kids were simultanesouly attracted and repelled.

Grossology info here - beware annoying musical background.