Yep, misread that for a minute there. Butt plug. Need to stop reading so much porn.

If he doesn't marry Jughead I will NEVER read an Archie comic again. Honestly those two have the most chemistry. Followed by Moose and Reggie. All those beatings were just a cry of love.

I can stomach poop, pee, roadkill, maggots on rotting things and a host of other foul disgusting things... but the one thing in the world that grosses me right out is boogers. That just about made me vomit all over the school keyboard. I am holding down my gag reflex barely... WHY?!

We had a mouse in our living room for weeks who could eat bread and lick peanut butter off a mouse trap. I only caught him after sticking a stale piece of cracker to the board with double tape. They are slippery little buggers.

So I guess I'm the only one who read that as "Semen" and not "Somen."

EWWW! There is nothing in the world more disgusting than a frog eating another frog. I think this is my newest phobia.

This is not fair... I don't have a middle name, hence no middle initial... and the smallest Foreign town i've been to is St Petersburg, Russia.

"when you get to Fran, turn left"

That made me lol so hard. Poor Fran.

@JamesM "I thought babies went for more than that…"

The little white ones do.

Way too expensive... I mean really. But I think they're gorgeous.

How embarrassing. *facepalm* I am going to be a snob and say that things like this only ever happen in the Eastern States... But only because we don't have Krispy Kreme Western Australia.

@ Leif

"Boo-urns Google."

You made me lol.

Too cute! They must be destroyed before I "AWWWWW" my head off.

Bubble O Bills are the greatest icecream known to humankind. They do make me unreasonably happy.

Well it made me laugh. *GASP* I must be racist.