Presumably it is even worse. Bald eagles usually don't swim like ducks on the water, they only prey on the water. That is, mr. octopus is probalby thinking:; "damn, why was this fricking featherball trying to kill me? I'll fight for my life, and maybe i can drown this wet air creature to save myself. Yeah! soon he will be dommed and maybe i can eat this perfidious sucker myself!!" (followed by your boat jerks thought) .....Even though i really appreciate the majestic soaring eagle, i would have preferred to give evolution a chance and let the cephalopod feast on the leucocephalus...
You loose! The language is more or less a living thing subjected to constant changes wherein the se changes may also be seen as an evolution of a language. Without doubt, there is always a correct way but as soon as all people constantly ignore all the rules, the rule changes or do no longer apply. In case you don't adapt the rules to the reality you end in a "dead language" such as latin.
Basically evolution is mutation (or change) combined with selection not more and not less. Wherever these two aspects apply you can observe evoluion at work. It seems there is some kind of misunderstanding with evolution. Evolution is a very effective killer and it is not there to save you or anyone or anything else form extinction. Evolution is above all the terminal "extinctor". Compare evolution with a kind of unfair race with slow and rapid changes of the rules and the track. On the other hand, all participants are subjected from to arbitrary small-step changes they even can't control. Note: Evolution is a killer, and therefore much more species have been erased fron the planet than are present right now. And it will continue killing. And if you take an open minded look at the world, you can see the principles of evolution working everywhere. So assume that evolution is true and believe me we are not the only one with special abilities, but whe where the first and where the ones that very successfully drive the second and third places towards extinvtion...
Hm a delay for nine days? Which stage of decomposition was present? Even though the deceased does not deserve to be transported post-motrem to such a nasty place, at least the insurance deserved to be hauned by the (allegedly un-) dead....
Texas Longhorn stadium.. so the first thing people think of are human uteri? Would like to read these people's Rorschach test results.... penis, uterus, vagina, penis, penis, vagina, two vaginas, penis, flower ... moment, no it's an uterus.....
Jus imagine the police put the tracker mistakenly on your car, you discover the tracker and take it home for futhrer research. Shortly after the cops search your place and arrest you for stealing police property. This can not feel right or justified. As the end should not justify the means, the case of Derek Heuring should be closed immediately. However, now you know that in case you find a tracker on your car, don't take it home, just attach it to an arbitrary nex car, preferably to a UPS-van or to a container of a container truck. The law is for protecting all people, not for making police work easy, otherwise you end in a scenario where the police may arbitrarily search your home anytime and arrest yor for any reason.
Hold music... I once was forced to listen to noisy low quality overmodulated hold music for an extended period of time. This made me wish for three meteorites to annihilate the company, the call center, and the guy who composed the hold music. The longer the expected holding times are, the higher quality and more varied the hold music should be.