It does look like trouble waiting to happen and a liability. Maybe it should have a top different from a drinking can, such as a way smaller hole for just a tube and air to get into the can? Or find a way to make the hole sideways and difficult to drink out of it, or just scrap the idea all together for something better?
Also, I don't know much about the substance in the can and how toxic it is, but would it even be safe to recycle such a container?

So...people are dieing to talk to him?

-chuckle- Let's clear up a little of the vagueness. Consider this: UBI is not a substitute for work. The emphasis is on people's well-being as consumers, not the well-being that comes from having a job and doing it well. 
Dude has a plan that just might work. It's all about The Benjamin's baby. . .

Oh yeah, some private corporation is going to offer us UBI (universal basic income) paid in cryptocurrency in exchange for everyone in the world's individual identification and personal data, controlled by artificial intelligence. Good luck making that work.

Having just travelled through France I can assure you that the only thing I saw that looks remotely like their photos is the Jambon beurre, which could use some mustard. I can't comment on the sandwich at Chez Alain Miam Miam as I avoided Paris. Any of the others that I saw bore as much resemblance to the photos as the actual Big Mac you receive bears to the picture you see above the counter. I.E. very little.

dangit now i want one of those

What do you call it when Craniopagus parasiticus twins are competing against one another?

Yeah, that Altoona pizza doesn't really belong on the list. Because it's "struggle pizza". Everyone in their life has made a pizza like this from leftovers in the fridge. You have a pizza dough in your house, some sauce, and you realize you're low on money and proper toppings. So you put whatever you have on that dough, throw it in the oven. It's usually pretty awful, but you're hungry and you eat it anyway. That's the only rational explanation for anyone eating pizza with american cheese (and a crappy looking pillsbury crust). It's not really a regional delicacy, it's just struggle pizza. That being said, I would love to try everything else on the list.

And the police have done not one thing in the intervening years to dispel the notion that they hire the dumbest futhermuckers they can find.

New to me. Tx.
BTW - this is a better link: https://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/search/label/butterflies

hes into traffic cones, and gundam