How about explain for instance these - according to Bible all these are ways to go to Hell.
Basically, you are going to Hell if... * eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23] * cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19] * grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19] * wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19] * read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26] * consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31] * cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27] * trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27] * are tattooed. [Lev. 19:28] * plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13] * bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17] * collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24] * insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27] * spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] * drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13]
Having laser surgery to get rid of myopia was one of the best decisions I've taken in my life. First of all, no more expensive glasses and new pairs every less than 2 years (too sporty for glasses to last longer than that...). Secondly, I love the fact that when I see a cheap pair of sunglasses I can just buy it. Before I couldn't have done that as I could barely afford to have one pair of sunglasses with prescription.
And how about letting the cattle be outdoors and *gasp* pee on the ground? Urine, cow or human or about any kind, is good for plants and has lots of nutrients for them. I'm sure cow pee would have scored much better than cow milk as a grass fertilizer. For the gardeners out there, try it yourself with your own ... product. For most plant 1/10 part it water is more than sufficient, some tolerate even 1/3. And citrus trees can take an occasional leak directly (so called traditional Austrian citrus tree fertilizer) as they are very nutrient hungry (as are bananas, pineapples and a lot of other plants too).
HFCS Fake tan Paid maternity leave (or parent leave - any more than 2 days of either) Push-up bras RFID (for use in passports or ID cards etc) "Wheelies" (seriously, WTF?) Atkins Anything sold in infomercials
The 5-second or 30-second rule adapted to this house (seconds are irrelevant here).
Did a cat get it before you (when it's on the floor)? - no -> eat it - yes -> Was it something really yummy or expensive? - yes -> eat it - no -> cat eats it
Pee is good for gardening - and free. Dilute to 1/3 to 1/30 depending on where you use it, or for some trees even as pure should do. Australians supposedly use it as a lemon tree fertilizer. Citrus trees need way more nutrients than most of the plants, so they have their own fertilizers, but the composition seems to be close to that of the urine. More: http://www.cloudforest.com/cafe/forum/26679.html http://www.relocalize.net/pee_on_your_plants
I like the content (so easy to become addicted) - always updated, always changing, always short enough stories. The width of the text makes it fast to browse too - so the area on right side probably helps for that. I guess the right side could try some new ideas (to find out what would work best there). The store is impossibly full of goodies as usual, but if I were lucky, I'd like the Home key doormat.
I love second hand books. Quite a few times I've found the small part of the boarding pass in them - funny, that's the only thing I can recall finding in books for quite a while. But like so many of them...
How about explain for instance these - according to Bible all these are ways to go to Hell.
Basically, you are going to Hell if...
* eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
* cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
* grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
* wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
* read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
* consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
* cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
* trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
* are tattooed. [Lev. 19:28]
* plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
* bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
* collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
* insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
* spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
* drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13]
First of all, no more expensive glasses and new pairs every less than 2 years (too sporty for glasses to last longer than that...).
Secondly, I love the fact that when I see a cheap pair of sunglasses I can just buy it. Before I couldn't have done that as I could barely afford to have one pair of sunglasses with prescription.
For the gardeners out there, try it yourself with your own ... product. For most plant 1/10 part it water is more than sufficient, some tolerate even 1/3. And citrus trees can take an occasional leak directly (so called traditional Austrian citrus tree fertilizer) as they are very nutrient hungry (as are bananas, pineapples and a lot of other plants too).
Fake tan
Paid maternity leave (or parent leave - any more than 2 days of either)
Push-up bras
RFID (for use in passports or ID cards etc)
"Wheelies" (seriously, WTF?)
Atkins
Anything sold in infomercials
Did a cat get it before you (when it's on the floor)?
- no -> eat it
- yes -> Was it something really yummy or expensive?
- yes -> eat it
- no -> cat eats it
Dilute to 1/3 to 1/30 depending on where you use it, or for some trees even as pure should do. Australians supposedly use it as a lemon tree fertilizer. Citrus trees need way more nutrients than most of the plants, so they have their own fertilizers, but the composition seems to be close to that of the urine.
More: http://www.cloudforest.com/cafe/forum/26679.html
http://www.relocalize.net/pee_on_your_plants
The store is impossibly full of goodies as usual, but if I were lucky, I'd like the Home key doormat.