Twilight Hand Model is Pathetic.

She'll read this comment, because she probably frantically Googles her name every day.

A surprising number of people commenting don't get it. Is it that hard to understand advertising?

The company isn't trying to fool you into thinking they actually broke into your house-- they're trying to get your attention. Once people examine how the box works, they'll get the gimmick. And most importantly, from an advertising perspective, people WILL examine the box. This is one piece of junk mail people would actually take the time to read, instead of immediately discard.

I gnu rite. Look how totally cut he was according to this historically accurate sculpture from 1840, based off of rare shirtless paintings of Washington dressed up like Zeus to "spice things up a little" for fair lady Martha.

Historians are still trying to locate the paintings of Washington as lumberjack and Washington as firefighter.

The most unreal and unsettling part is where the giant horizon-spanning wall moves towards them.

If I saw that I would assume it was some sort of freakish Armageddon event.

I'm more interested in how the cat got out.

That was ... incoherent.

Seems like it feel bad to get petted if you had hard quills instead of soft fur.

I go to Ogrish sites for free. And I'm certainly not the only one who voluntarily digests the worst horrors the Internet has to offer without suffering PTSD.

The politically correct form of 'ignorant slut' is 'ignorant slob', or 'ignorant slobodeez' for plural.

Some punk will probably now just spraypaint SHITFUCK on your big stone sign. Have fun trying to clean that off.

The name of your town is embarrassing. Change it and bored teens might stop harping on it.

It's the ultimate version of sticking their head out the window during a car ride.

Actually, under the reductionist frame of romantic relationships, I would say it's more likely you would find "your" soulmate at 17, when you're personality is consolidating and your bonding hormones are most potent.

All the people with the deepest bonds I've met have been, like 80 year olds who were married as teenagers.

This pisses me off. Why did she get arrested, but the john did not? Why does her picture and name go up on the local news and the Internet forever, but the john's does not? Why did you repost her picture and name here for Google?

What a rank, shitty humiliation.

That doesn't make sense, you did lose. Dropping an egg at seven feet and breaking it, is not dropping an egg at six feet and not breaking it.

"If Scandanavian [sic] countries are so happy why do they have the worlds highest suicide rate?"

This is a myth. No Scandinavian country is even top 10 in suicide, and no country on this list shows up until #13 (Belgium). Denmark is #27.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

People who commit suicide are a very small fraction of the population, and suicide isn't a strong indicator of how the typical person is doing. Just like how a high fraction of billionaires in your country (e.g. Russia) doesn't necessarily mean the typical person is rich.

A deeply unhappy person in an unhappy country might feel more "normal," but a deeply unhappy person in a happy country might feel even more unusual and isolated.