Darwin's at the plate, swish, and it's a swing and a miss.

It's so great that we have health care, and food, and shelter, and energy, and water for everyone so that we can afford to piss away millions of dollars and man hours saving a bird. Yippee for utopia!!!!!

Yeah because that whole "leaf thing" is oh so bourgeois.

The actual law was to "bear arms", figuring that anyone who could rip the arm off a bear would be good to have on your side when the fight broke out.

Owners with loaded guns and parasitic freeloaders are a perfect match.

Or you could have a IQ above a toad's and not join them in the first place.

Technically, it's a RC Slope Soarer, and it's pretty common for birds to either fly with them (especially Thermal Gliders) or chase them (when it's nesting season).

Birds know where all the best air is (and with gliders, bad air means really short flights) so most RC glider pilots (and hang glider pilots) follow the birds.

And still no ban on stupid government officials.

Proving once again that cute does NOT equal talent.

I'm pretty sure I remember that being NOT true.

A hoax? Really?

Geeeeeeessssssssh people are stupid.

So does the paint make the humans taste better, or be more nutritious, or what? I'm a bit fuzzy on how painting on humans will save Chinese tigers.

No added flavoring? Why not just hand your guests a bowl of sugar and a spoon?

It's all fun and games until someone gets a eye pressed.

Let me know when they design a traffic light for the terminally stupid - then I'll be impressed.