Take the US Constitution and fold it over enough times to punch a ring out of.

Since it's being punched full of holes anyways by the current American government, what's one more hole.

So the cat high tails it for the hills and it's a hero?

They really did it just to collect all the pennies and other small coins at the bottom of the falls.

"This product aims to promote more of this type of social interaction. This product aims to inform users about the musical qualities of existing bottles and to make the bottle a better instrument."

Is there ANYONE that's not a "artist" or "designer" that buys this descriptive crap?

It's beer, people drink it to get wasted, there is no "musical quality" of beer bottles - unless you count puking sounds and fists hitting face noises as "music".

I love when people stomp their feet. I imagine their teeny tiny minds rattling around their big empty skulls.

CYA Jason, no one cares if you stay or leave. The interwebby is a very big place, and your presence or absence is not even a rounding error on the webstats.

Anyone have a hammer handy?

Meh. One form of delusion is just as "real" as the next.

AOL email address for his business.

He really is full of shit.

@Wes

Although cooking (especially baking) is indeed chemistry - looking to food sites for your chemistry "facts" is pretty iffy.

At one atmosphere - ethanol boils at 78°C (172°F) so for NORMAL cooking, where the items are being heated (i.e. baked or simmered) it's unlikely to boil off all (or significant) amounts of alcohol (at that temperature, you'd dry whatever food stock you're cooking down to a greasy smear before evaporating off all the alcohol).

Deep frying is another matter. Assuming they're using the oh so healthy Canola oil (it is a State Fair after all) which has a smoke point of242°C (468°F).

So you can bet your Billy Beer Baseball Cap that most/all of the alcohol (and probably most of the liquid beer itself) in the deep fried beer is boiled far far away.

“It lowers Beijing’s standing as an international city,”

Yeah, having old men walk around with their belly's hanging out is what's "lowering" the standing.

The whole pollution, lack of quality control, slave shops, corrupt politicians, corrupt business, lack of human rights, draconian government thing is nothing compared to those bare midriffs.

I don't get it - so it only works with spills below the waist? Is it magic? Do you have to go topless? What?

Nothing like having a laser beam bounce off a clip, or some other shiny object to really appreciate your remaining good eye.

Hot beer with all the alcohol boiled off - who would want that?

Someone should lend him a hand.

As any brain dead religious nut will tell you - there were no extinction events - God wiped out the dinosaurs around 6000 years ago shortly after he created them - just to dick with modern paleontologists.