Neat.

Under the Robert Pen - what exactly is "blank ink"???

Nothing a good whack with a hammer couldn't take care of.

Darwinism scores again.

Never mentioned before, by anyone, but looky here, just when you're trying to hawk a book, out comes this little gem.

Surprised that "Breaking out of Jail for Dummies" didn't top the list.

Finally, the old toasters are just oh so hard to figure out how to use.

I'm sure that will be just as hilarious in 80 years as it is today.

Sponsored by Taco Bell right?

Who needs to encourage or support free thinkers when you have boatloads of American Dollars and free reign to steal as much IP as needed.

That cluster has squat for efficiency - like all Chinese solutions - they just threw in more money until they could claim "we're number one". Probably not a single native engineer on that project could explain why it works and what's wrong with it.

Good job nVidia for following the all important dollar - no matter who's waving it under your greedy ass face.

@Juice

I'm pretty sure they let whoever wanted to, take the pumpkin guts for free.

Obviously pumpkins are dangerous - the government better outlaw them quickly before terrorists get their hands on them.

"And sure, Vista used to be a huge deterrent in the Windows world, but since we’re building our computer, that won’t be an issue."

How long was that article sitting on her hard drive.

Vista hasn't been an issue ANYWHERE for almost a year.

Could he get any closer?

Researchers in Japan eh?

You know their first production scent will be "essence of vending machine used panties"