Artist Statement - what a load of crap - I'm guessing most the time in art school is spent learning how to spin such nonsense instead of actually learning any useful art skills.
Zombies are perfect for Sears - the place is completely dead these days and it's certain that all of their customer service staff could use a big heaping helping of BRAAAINNNNNS.
Isn't art fun?
Rosie O'Donnell
And they KNOW this because they invented time travel? Or did they find some steampunk recording from the early 1600's, or what?
If not, then they don't KNOW, they're guessing.