The guy looks like he's trying to decide which hole is the bathroom.

If you hate books Dashell, just say so, but as a BOOKLOVER I can tell you a measly shelf or three in your house doesn't mean you have a LIBRARY. I have more books in our upstairs bathroom then some of those so called "celebrity library's" do (and of course we have a REAL Library too).

A bookshelf or three does NOT a library make.

Who covers their tv?

So do the Amish pith their young, or is it all self delusional brain washing?

Meh, sperm count and motility is all that counts for fertility. Hormone levels for attitude. What a waste of so called science.

He needs a Chinese Mom to set him straight.

//embrace the rolled up magazine//

It's just surface rust - nothing a high speed wire brush won't take care of.

Somehow I'm not all that comfortable with a robot called "probo".

"for sand collectors"

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Once they tweaked the program and started using "live" practice babies instead of "dead" practice babies the program really took off.

It's all fun and games until someone gets their face bit off.

Strict parenting is hardly new, or only a "Chinese thing". I grew up with German parents and although presented a bit differently, it was still basically the same thing "only the best is good enough".

Unlike the human rights challenged Chinese, sports, dating, creative thinking, freedom of expression was also encouraged with the same "best or nothing" type attitude.

Although I believe the concepts started a long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

"do, or do not. there is no try."

And let it still licks it's own balls, humps your leg and takes a dump on the living room carpet.

Why stop there? They evolved without toothpaste, toilet paper or tampons.