Six ROTOR not six bladed helicopter.

Not to hoot on a 13 year old - but remember before autotune was invented people actually had to have singing talent to sing?

Eat THAT iPhone fanboys.

Seems like the perfect gift for that hard-to-shop-for mother-in-law.

Yeah, that chair's not creepy at all.

They should have asked Roger Moore to play the rug cop part.

cough **bible thumper** cough

"It flows over the middle and to the front, awaiting your lips."

Nothing like a bit of drunk slobber to flavor your drink.

Hopefully you meant "cup" instead of "lips".

"the concentrated and enriched blood rushes back through the body, providing an instant cleanse and relief"

What a load of hooey.

The guy should go thru a few dozen of his "treatments" head first until he grows a brain (hey it has about as much chance of happening as it does to provide instant cleanse and relief).

Putting a whole new spin on "shit for brains".

For the "guys" why stop there. Get a purse, some lipstick (be sure to match your season), and some nice frilly pink hair ribbons.

Mmmm mousesicle.

Never hit the brakes on a steep downward slope - just ride it out and you'll most likely make it (assuming you have the nerves to do so).

Wow, what other completely useless manual tasks can she do?

@Agricola - "what makes them do it?"

Darwinism!