Boy, that's got to be so thrilling to watch I bet people wet themselves in excitement.

"Look! Look! I think she's getting ready to type a adverb. Ohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"

If you're self delusional enough to believe in God (any god) then you're self delusional enough to think you're thin.

So give me a Hallelujah Twinkies, Amen.

@Warre Mass:
"A REAL thank-you note, hand-written, and sent in the mail."

The Society for keeping Buggy Whips alive called - they'd love for you to be their guest speaker.

Of course it's Physics - the other two are based on it.

I regret not caring about other peoples regret.

The Easter Bunny visits the Japanese Nuclear Power Plant.

A Day Without Nuclear Fusion - Medium - Black

So it's ok to pretend to bottle feed a doll, or to change a shitty diaper on a doll, but to feed it like it's done in real life pretty much everyplace in the world except prudish America is OMG HOW CREEPY?

I think the one on the left is trying to convince the one on the right that Japanese Sumo Wrestling is fixed just like "Pro" Wrestling is in the West. The one on the right isn't budging on his firm belief that it's a true and honorable sport (in fact he laughs in the face of the one on the left on his weak and inconclusive logic). Then the one on the left reminds the one on the right that he's already lost one sock in betting, how much more is he willing to lose?

"Do you think that it would have succeeded?"

No - that was boring as crap.

Her scarf belongs in a collection.

"3,276 texts per month"

The human race is doomed.

It's not REAL it's ART.

Which is artist speak for bucket-o-crap.

Sounds fishy.

@Frau

LOL

Bet those elves wish they had a union now.