@AllTheBS

"Cleat"

Yes, it's very Cleat.

Sad for that kid, even more sad that the adults thought it would be good to patronize him with a special award.

"we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake"

What nonsense.

We "know" that people of the current time period take bombing building very seriously, so it's highly unlikely that any buildings that were blown up in this time were caused by people.

They find ONE anomaly and they're making up all these fantasies. Someone must be looking for a new dissertation topic.

Kids today are so lucky.

I remember when my sister and I were babies our parents made us ride the wild wolverines that lived under the house - AND WE LIKED IT!

More like $7 million or so (300 lbs gold and 300 lbs silver). Anything more then 300lbs each and the chests would break, plus he wouldn't be able to haul them.

What's the opposite of funny?

Apparently that thing had a black hole which prevented anything funny from escaping it.

It's aqueous potassium carbonate, same stuff that fire suppression systems for commercial kitchens use.

So how do you say "completely gay" in Spanish?

Yeah, that's not tacky at all. I wonder if Oma can get a nice porn site to advertise on her house.

I think everyone should state their age in weeks, of course being in my mid 2300's, I'm old enough to be wise yet still young enough to be fun.

In 50 years people will look back and say "Mac what?".

"At about six feet across and deep, the nest weighs about 1.5 tons."

That weight seemed really high until I looked up the specific gravity of various wood. One Cubic Feet of Dry Oak weighs 44 pounds - so I guess the 1.5 tons isn't that far off. Who knew?

With today's marriage stats, best just use a Sharpie.

Except that reCAPTCHA's been cracked and no longer keeps the spammers out.

So how many times was his call dropped?

Or was that before AT&T got into the game?

ZING!