"Is There a Scientific Explanation for Justin Bieber?"

Yes, most teens and pre-teens are dumber then a bag of rocks.

The constant putting of "twit" in "twitter" never ceases to amaze.

He should give it to the new "shortest guy in the world", it'd be like full scale to him (and a cool ride).

"but drivers can also take two seconds to look and make sure they're not about to door a cyclist before getting out of their car."

Or you know, cyclists could actually drive IN CONTROL instead of just going hell bent full out and then blaming everyone else but themselves for the accidents.

"Prosecutors said alcohol was involved."

That's good, I'd hate to think a sober person could be that stupid.

"The enzymes will help dislodge the splinter and heal the wound."

Bwahahahahahaha

Sounds like advice printed from a Kansas Public School PTA flyer.

Ryan S. = Skynet

So out of the whole cast of Bay watch they pick him?

I'll wait for the Pamela Anderson (circa 1990) pushup pop.

There's something written on a Oreo cookie?

Yes, lets all draw a bunch of conclusions based on studies of a language used by some stone age isolated group of lost in time primitives.

That's sure to clear things up.

Next step, implanting a uterus into Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Shop'd.

That was actually waaaaaaay better then I thought it would be.

That was freaky cool!

Hopefully they built the warp core ejector mechanism first.

Luckily for $230,000 the guard dog also has magic powers that prevents the bad guys from carrying guns.