"Roger and Me".

In 1989 it showed the beginning of the end for individual rights, and the start of the current dynasty of "Corporate Amerika".

Makes me sob uncontrollably for several minutes everytime I watch it.

eHow is a content farm that whores out any and all dribble in order to score web hits.

What's amazing is not only are people dumb enough to go to eHow, they're even more dumb because they actually click on the advertisements (which is the whole point of eHow).

Luckily people outgrew such superstitious bullcrap and moved into way more scientific studies, like Iridology.

They also screw anything dead or alive - maybe there's a connection?

That would go great with those wearable hamsters.

Nothing will help if you don't pop out the battery first thing.

Glad to see he isn't taking that whole "feed, for the love of Allah, the indigent, the orphan, and the captive.." thing from the Quran seriously. Way better to spend your mullah on useless space lettering.

That list sucked.

And they missed Resident Evil, surely that trilogy was just as rank as any on their list.

"continue providing a high level of security"

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Someone's starting to believe their own press releases.

Wiener Dog wonder power to the rescue.

The turtle would have been way better off with just a teflon slider then a castor. The castor is sure to get tangled up in nature (i.e. rocks, grass, brush, twigs, etc). Hopefully the turtle will always be in the care of humans - otherwise it will be a short reprieve.

Wow spitting out steel ball bearings onto your dining room floor. That's some mighty fine design work there.

Next up, the schmancy broken glass dripping chandelier.

"Can Playgrounds Be Too Safe?"

Hell no. That's just crazy talk.

Think of our precious snowflakes you cold bastards.

And I bet she wonders why she's still single.

Not only big, but apparently magical.

Look close at the photo (zoom in 200-300%) and you can see a nice halo of smeared pixels all around that big bird. Yet somehow, all those tombstones don't have that effect.

Since people are oh so sure it's not photoshopped then that bird must have the aura of national pride surrounding it. Way better then a double rainbow.

People are so gullible - patriotic fops for the sake of patriotism, even more so.