Why? Because they have no math skills, or self control, or common sense, or brains (pick three).

Still no cure for cancer eh?

Only a major shweeb would think this idea could ever fly. Even in the no-fatties-allowed NZ, there's no way they would ever put all that money into a infrastructure that would depend entirely on the fitness level of it's citizens.

Of course you have to put the eye into orbit for really clear vision.

"all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

Um...no.

That screams "I'm too cheap to hire a crane".

Freud would have a field day analyzing what they mean when one of them yells out "Kelly!" when they're having sex.

@SenorMysterioso
"Just drive down the street and push your own remote and you’ll open a few garages."

Do you live in Mayberry?

Any Garage Door Opener built in the last 18 years uses an digitally encoded signal (i.e. a rolling code), and not just s specific frequency like they did in the stone age.

Give that dog some food, the foreign parasites are draining her dry.

So when do the 12 clowns jump out?

Some things only work one way.

Girls with guys name = hot.

Guys with girls name = not.

Russia, home of the 5 minute doctorate.

Alex, you should go there and get a doctorate in spatial fictitiousness.

It's amazing how real art lasts for centuries while crap like this is forgotten in mere hours.

That has "please kick my ass" written all over it.

Anyone with a 5 year old can make this at home.

Let the kid eat 4-6 handfuls of cheetos, then let them apply lip balm all by themselves (like a big girl), then use the lip balm yourself.

Voila, cheetos infused lip balm.