I'm pretty sure Bert and Ernie aren't real.

A Glock 28.

He should run for office in Japan, they're famous for electing quitters that resign and run at the first sign of trouble.

Best comment on Youtube...

"Why do chello players always have? to look like they have tourettes when they play"

That whooshing noise is that film going right over my head.

What the hell was that supposed to be about?

Wow, a log floating in a lake. As if we all needed another reason to visit Oregon.

Suckers - that will teach you to send your bean shifters to MBA school in the states.

@miller2

Pretty sad when a species becomes so inept at breeding and raising their young that they would completely die out without the huge time investment made by another species.

Just let Darwin do his job and get rid of the too stupid to breed dead end species.

Looks like near perfect technique.....for 100% perfect birth control.

Unfortunately?

Wow, you can learn something new everyday. Good thing you included the link to the "game", I had never heard of it before this. Neat (and way way way way way way way too hard to play).

If only someone would have reminded them they could fly.

So people are still amused by giving dogs peanut butter eh?

Why the US throw out the nonsense laws that try to enforce morality or personal choice, then maybe the UN-crowded prisons could be used for rehabilitation.

Yeah, no bathroom, no kitchen, it's a great place - if you were 14 years old.