Stupid Hammond fanboys. Why not do something important like fix livers and hearts and stuff?

So is the photo the "team dump taking" shot before the game begins or what?

Technology? Or just another Taco Bell customer?

And people keep saying all that pollution in China is a bad thing.

It's easier to list the movies that accurately portray computers and/or hacking.

And as soon as one is made - I'll plant an icepick in my brain and sign up for a Facebook account to write about it.

"Watson writes “Auto Smiley has many uses ..."

Bwahahahahaha - way to spin that useless garbage.

That concept has STUPID written all over it.

Yes but will it help a Alpaca learn to surf?

So will they use the special Mark-9 Zero-Point module or the more reliable but oh so expensive Warp-7 field generator to power those "supercapacitors"?

//I wish I had a new ion blaster to shoot whoever thought it was a clever idea to put graphics in the neatorama comment input box - just on the gut buster stun level of course//

Just put in "applaud now" lights, like every sitcom/talkshow studio has since the 70's.

That or a sign at the entrance that says "Please remove stick from butt before entering".

"Davide Ceci was 14 years old and couldn’t swim when he fell out of his Fathers boat in south-east Italy"

Huh? The family owns a boat - they live by the water - and the 14 year old kid can't swim?

My six year old daughter who lives in the Mountains (at 6150ft to be exact) and can swim like a fish says "Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha".

Geesh Darwin, next time clear the area of buttinski sea mammals.

So what's the disease called where you can't blink?

Can't wait for the videos where he teaches it to Hang Glide.

Can't wait for the Para Formula One races to start.

So questions only? No waterboarding?