@Briannana

Do you understand how sex works in it's entirety? Didn't think so.

3-parent embryos is a nice bit of science, but as Ted states, completely unnecessary, and just another narcissistic procedure for the fools who use fertility/conception clinics to spend their money on.

FYI: OSHA wasn't created until 1970

@Bleh

Humans and everything else on this planet have evolved over millions of years for one purpose, and one purpose only - that's to make copies of themselves.

So it's all about sex - that's all there is to the game called life - so get used to it.

Micro-Turbines are basically jet engines connected to an electrical generator. They produce boat-loads of electricity for as long as the fuel (natural/propane/methane/whatever) is fed to the turbine. Since you don't have to transport the electricity far (i.e. generator to user distance), you don't need the hefty transport penalty of boasting the voltage way up to move it and then way down to use it.

Just be glad the dad's not a Proctologist.

Only in America will they piss away millions to band-aid the problem instead of solving it.

Instead of buffering an old, inadequate connection to the power grid they should have installed a micro-turbine and produced/provided their own power locally.

Wonder who's cousin/nephew/son-in-law came up with this less-then-brilliant idea.

He should use the heating jet to spin the sugar flinger.

Sounds like a few readers have sand in their vagina's...

I'm pretty sure that the Japanese high tech toilets have a button to take care of the "ghost in toilet bowl" situation.

"But his observation that an item can be posted after the date printed on the stamp is potentially useful in a variety of situations."

Such as......? Except for a very few services, no one cares when the stamp was purchased, or when it was canceled, they care when it gets to them. If it doesn't arrive by the due date, it's late - doesn't matter what the date on the stamp says.

I can't see squat in the photo in this post - luckily if you follow the link it shows a CLEAR photo of a comet headed directly into the sun.

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/657979/1271042162813.JPEG

So stupid qualifies for funny these days?

I thought the quantum oranges were the turn signals?

The handle seems a bit too short to allow the "golfer" to stay seated in the cart and still fire off a shot.

So are the magic chairs charged by elves?

If not, then there is no such thing as a zero-emission car.

It just moves the source of the emissions upstream.