@Nozzle
they may be down but they aren't your personal army ;)

This must be a Yanq problem. The only phone spam I have had as an Oz munchkin is from little Johnny Coward asking me to vote for him.

@nickolas_warner
Yeah why not? It comes thin enough to stick to your arteries.

Well thank goodness he wasn't a marksmen.

I thought HG Wells had the Internet with the 'world wide brain'.

I know he predicted the time machine of which, sadly, I am not allowed to detail in this time era.

Out of interest what triggered moderation above? Or am I naive?

This always shorts circuits my brain. The effort in putting buildings in the most difficult places to put them.

Wow.

Cool can I haz grrlfrend pls

Parrots are cool.

A mates galah's favourite toy is hoses. No hose within a two house radius is safe. I am sure the neighbours think it must be local teenagers. Chews about 5cm's off and brings it home to chew into a million pieces.

Very friendly and affectionate but do NOT get between it and its piece of hose.

He has given up and just sweeps a lot.

Daggy but me want.

Can we please think of the children.

640K should be enough for anyone. Anyway the world only needs about 5 computers.

@Frau.

Me want.

Good way to avoid parking tickets.

Went through a bentalyser last night on the way to KFC and then 10 minutes later all the coppers on their dinner break came to the KFC (round the corner). It made me wonder if they setup the drug bus around the corner from the KFC on purpose. Not only that but if you were stoned and in the KFC when 20 cops turn up...I think you would give yourself away like this bloke.

ps: that copper has a laugh

They only just discovered this?

I remember from when I was a wee kid that any spiders in the pool had to be bought to an adults attention as funnel web spiders could hold their breath for a few days.

Of course as kids we all tried to see how long we could our breath and decided funnel webs were scary. That and their fun habit of taking up residence in your socks and shoes.