No thanks I don't need to be reminded that I will die.

Japan= robot upriseing

China= worker rebelion

The kiss of deaf!!!

Why would you..... never mind. Your an idiot! Just because you came to amarica "the land of opperotunities" dosn't give you the freedom to bathe in a dishwasher.

Seariosly, spit in the food, sneeze on it, put a bogie on it. But realy!

Havn't eaten fast food since second grade. Theres reasons out there. EVERYWERE!

No teach! You "put that down" and teach!

Chucklebunnies. I remember that island sold on ebay. This tops it. I think I will sell a penny covered in dog poo on e-bay. Just to see if anyone will bid.

My teacher turned red when someone talked in class. It was funny not scary.

P.S. he was trying to be funny.

Yes it is! Its very plesurable to talk to. Wait you ment... EEWWW!!

What a nice story. Keep it on your head raindeer!

Santa-satan

Both have a slave army Elves-deamons

Both love red

One goes DOWN a firey chimny, Other lives down in the firey core.

Both convince you to be good. One with presents, one with eternity in hell.

And realy, Santa is just one letter switched is Satan.

No poo for you!!

Whats the picture of?

Don't do the crime, if you cant take the pain.

She just got dumped after buying her boyfriend an expensive gift. But she never gave it to him. SOoooo she took it out on the children.

My science teacher did that in 7th grade. Well not getting dumped. HE just was mean. Funny but MEAN!

what did I just watch? were they voting or somthing?