He might get that and juvenile corrections depending on age, swatting is a big deal since it has resulted in injuries and even death. Laws against it are tough.
I took a cruise a few years back and never will again. The ship's food were works of art but had no flavor! Especially their desserts. They were all elegant, very French cuisine looking but tasteless.
The mindset of my fellow travelers was a sort of near panic that they would not get enough to eat. One time I had my tray on the rail and was looking at the menu and my tray starts moving down the line. The woman next to me was pushing it away. She was "hungry, dammit!"
When I and my group were eating in the elegant dining room they were serving filet mignon that night. I and 3 others in our group did not receive 'filet mignon' or even a close approximation. They were cheap cuts (I know chuck when I see it) and we sent them back. The chef came out and was furious with us. We finally did get the right cuts but what an experience.
The hot tubs were occupied by 4 walruses smoking big fat cigars with ash lying on their enormous bellies. They sat in those tubs all day long ogling the women and girls. They never left the tubs empty. One of them would waddle off to grab some food and booze and bring it back to be eaten while they continued dissolving in the tub.
The swimming pool was packed with kids doing the potty dance and then not. nuh uh
That's just a small sampling of what I experienced on board. Never again.
If you ever want to see a master class on how to elevate weak material via the simple act of unwavering commitment, watch Patrick Stewart's hosting gig on SNL from years back. The "naughty bakery" sketch, in particular...there's just no reason that should have been funny.
The mindset of my fellow travelers was a sort of near panic that they would not get enough to eat. One time I had my tray on the rail and was looking at the menu and my tray starts moving down the line. The woman next to me was pushing it away. She was "hungry, dammit!"
When I and my group were eating in the elegant dining room they were serving filet mignon that night. I and 3 others in our group did not receive 'filet mignon' or even a close approximation. They were cheap cuts (I know chuck when I see it) and we sent them back. The chef came out and was furious with us. We finally did get the right cuts but what an experience.
The hot tubs were occupied by 4 walruses smoking big fat cigars with ash lying on their enormous bellies. They sat in those tubs all day long ogling the women and girls. They never left the tubs empty. One of them would waddle off to grab some food and booze and bring it back to be eaten while they continued dissolving in the tub.
The swimming pool was packed with kids doing the potty dance and then not. nuh uh
That's just a small sampling of what I experienced on board. Never again.
And yet, here I am, doing precisely that.