I have always said "Money buys not having to worry about money".... Not exactly happiness, but a huge stressor removed. I do very well at this point in my life and can easily compare the peace of mind of not having to worry about making the rent etc. to the constant worry of my younger years. Money does buy (a certain shade of ) happiness.

If $70K isn't enough for this guy, he could always moonlight as a model.

This means that USAF Honor Guardsmen are trained to ignore a rubber chicken. Someone could put a bomb into a rubber chicken, and they would not respond to it.

I accept your challenge.

Perhaps it's one of the Illuminati, incognito.

I would be just as surprised! That's a good horse.

It is at this point that you realize you need to score a zero.

How old is he? 8? that writing is enough to get anyone dumped although he should have dumped her when asked to take such a fatuous test.

Cat - 1
Dogs - 0

These Easter eggs look like pugs!

What better way to become a master criminal than to study the textbook of your enemy, the criminologists?