YAY MONKEYS!! I used to be called "Head Monkey Trainer" at my last job. It was great! Then there was "The Monkey Feeder" and also "The Monkey-cage Cleaner". Monkeys!
I miss the Muppet Show, too. Got teary at the thought of all of the puppets at his memorial singing...that must have been amazing. Jim Henson was a great talent who is missed.
That's really funny!!!!
You will be surprised at how much attention you will attract "coming AND going"!
"The Back-Bra" for your "back-boobs".
You'll love it!