no. 068 - @mattbuchanan
New running shoes are like walking on boobies @mattbuchanan
no. 067 - @anildash
Still inordinately sad about Dio's passing. How many people in all of history are known for a hand gesture? That's a great legacy. @anildash no. 066 - @iamnotdiddy
I had no idea how much sugar is in Life® cereal until I smoked it. So yeah, high on Life®. @iamnotdiddy no. 065 - @Alyssa_Milano
Ummmm. I shit you not THERE IS A PEACOCK in my front yard!!!! What do I do? @Alyssa_Milano no. 064 - @rosa
Misplaced iPhone for a few minutes. Walked around shouting "Here, boy! C'mere! You'll get a tasty app!†I need to get a pet. @rosa no. 063 - @resila
Late 2 work this morning and my wife decides it's my turn 2 make the bed. I say That's work harrasment in the sexual place! Meh, she says. @Resila no. 061 - @hellojustinoh
no. 060 - @pixlove
no. 059 - @LunaticOnEdge
no. 058 - @TheCineholic
no. 057 - @theresa_lauren
How do men keep track of how long it's been since they've had a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair. - @theresa_lauren no. 056 - @trick_or_tweet
The worst part about being an atheist is that I have no one to talk to during sex. - @Trick_or_tweet no. 055 - @1surlygurl
Not sure which was worse, going to a wake at 9a.m all hungover. or looking at the casket thinking that'd be a great place for a nap. - @1surlygurl no. 054 - @SamGrittner
Rainbows.. still the Gayest of all fractal implementations of light prisms in nature!!! - @SamGrittner no. 053 - @JeeNeeBee
Looking at this Philip's head screwdriver makes me wonder what the hell Philip looked like. - @JeeNeeBee 
