no. 140 - @funnyoneliners
Who put this string on my finger? - @funnyoneliners
Who put this string on my finger? - @funnyoneliners
Who put this string on my finger? - @funnyoneliners 
no. 139 - @YourFavWhiteGuy
Trying to finish this love poem I'm writing to my fiance, does anyone know a cool word that rhymes with diarrhea? - @YourFavWhiteGuy
no. 138 - @rodney_at_large
Necrophiliacs call them craveyards. @rodney_at_large no. 137 - @eugem
I like my Saran wrap like my MEN: Clingy. Wait. I think it's the other way around. - @eugem no. 136 - @AnnikaSkywalker
I think, therefore I am, but I don't know if you think, so I don't know if you are. - @AnnikaSkywalker no. 135 - @derekasaurus
We're happy to present a guest illustration today! A cameo appearance by the very talented Bearman, who approached us and asked if he could contribute. We shot over a tweet by one of our favorite authors and a couple days later, this hilarity arrived in our inbox:
"Go ahead and piss anywhere. Really." (Every bar men's room ever.) - @derekasaurus no. 134 - @tomgreenlive
Who wants to get blocked? Do you feel lucky? Punk? - @tomgreenlive no. 133 - @SteveMartinToGo
Feeling slightly i'll. UH OH. ROGUE APOSTROPHE. - @SteveMartinToGo
no. 132 - @peta
We all know that Thanksgiving is murder on turkeys, but it turns out it can be murder on turkey-eaters too: http://ht.ly/3aTrG - @peta no. 131 - @OutOfTheBrew
Is "Bang on de drum all day" a viable career option in today's economy? - @OutOfTheBrew no. 130 - @ispeakFemale
Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. - @ispeakFemale no. 129 - @wwwesty
Tweeting with this rotary phone takes F.......O.......R........E.......V.......E.......R. @wwwesty no. 128 - @almostfacts
Just tweeting to establish an alibi. What are you up to? - @almostfacts no. 127 - @fumantepassivo
Já que o fim está próximo, deviam proibir qualquer tipo de trabalho pra aproveitarmos bem os últimos dias na Terra. - @fumantepassivo
Translation: Since the End is near, work of any kind should be prohibited, so that we can enjoy our last days on Earth. no. 126 - @Girl11Eleven
My fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it and now I'm convinced that one day I'm going to die. - @Girl11Eleven 
