no. 183 - @TechZader
I love the VW Bug but it's so damn small. I can't even fit my CRT monitor on the dashboard! - @TechZader 










I love the VW Bug but it's so damn small. I can't even fit my CRT monitor on the dashboard! - @TechZader
Disturbed that I have been inert at my desk for 3 hours and no one has attempted CPR. - @ExManOfLetters
Phantom Menace reminds me. Yoda was the guest of honor at my wedding but I don't think he approved. He kept telling me to 'Use Divorce'. @_Gollum
Head & Shoulders & Feet -Leading brand of Hobbit shampoo - @badbanana
Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, hey, floating around in space forever seems pretty cool. @fchimero
When I was young, there were 12 zodiac signs and nine planets... #thingstotellmykids - @rosa
DataBases: Carefully designed to make you want to boil your computer. - @pokersoul
Robin Hood was arrow dynamic. @SpacemanQuisp
Guy next to me on this plane is snoring as loud as the engines.. Should I hit him? @iJustine
Time for another Twaggies caption contest! Leave your caption in the comments and Tweet it out with the hashtag #TwagCC. We'll pick our favorites and put them up for a vote. The winner, chosen by you guys, gets this Twaggie with your winning tweet on a t-shirt!
Here's last month's happy winner, @avapidblonde:
You can prevent rust on your car by keeping it away from oxygen. -@fakescience
SHHHH! = the sound of a librarian fart. - @wwwesty
At some point during the night, i woke up and had ribs, says the sauce on my face. - @chrissyteigen
Passed very lazy hitchhiker today on way into cul de sac. - @DemetriMartin