I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance. - @shariv67 
E.T.'s last name was "Cetera" - @elibraden 
I always feel like I'm being silently judged by knitters. @robbaedeker 
tried merging my LA clothes into my NYC closet and two trenchcoats attacked an Ed Hardy hat. @JohnFugelsang 
ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT= Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Dropped My Taco - @TeenDreaming 
It's amazing how debilitating wearing a Band Aid on your finger can be. I might as well not even have hands. @AllieBrosh 
A friend told me there's a place like twitter called "outside" where people favorite each other by making eye contact and smiling. Unfollow. -Â @shanenickerson 
At the doctor, and my doctor just said I have a sinus infection and that there's no reason my pants should be off. Worst. Visit. Ever. @Joshinator 
If I were a Conehead for a day, I'd probably let you touch my conehead, if you were into it. #TrueLove @renmarshall 
Einstein = Genius Mind. Galileo = Great Mind. Newton = Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates = Brilliant Mind. Me = Nevermind. - @TeenDreaming 
I totally think pink one piece bunny pajamas are an acceptable form of attire to wear to a 5am meeting - @JigsawFirefly 
Don't you just hate it when you have to edit a really awesome tweet down from -743 to 140? - @designertalks 
Why my cat is so fascinated with me wiping my ass is beyond me, but she can go to hell. #JudgmentalCat #NeverLeaveTheDoorOpenAgain - @renmarshall 
