no. 391 - @NickyDico
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
I never lose my temper. It's always right here with me, waiting to be unleashed. Â -Â @NickyDico
no. 390 - @michael_hester
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
At least one of Steve Buscemi's parents had to have been a pigeon. - @michael_hesterno. 389 - @sbellelauren
~Illustrated by:Â Greg Smith~
outside is much more scary when you think of bushes as tree midgets -Â @sbellelauren
no. 388 - @depreciated
My parents just got their first computer. Nigeria, go easy on my inheritance. -Â @depreciatedno. 387 - @WhitsonGordon - @HowToGeek
no. 386 - @SeanBlazeV2
no. 385 - @charliepantzz
Match.com should really be a website for finding the other sock. -Â @charliepantzz
no. 384 - @TheRealLadyLuck
~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
no. 383 - @ramisalame
 ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~
It’s 2011 and still there’s no ice cream flavor called “twitter� Come on! - @ramisalame
no. 382 - @Halloween_Bag
~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~
My mom gets to Google by searching for it with Yahoo! -Â @Halloween_Bag
no. 381 - @TheRealLadyLuck
 ~Illustration by: Nicholas Spence~
I wish it were completely acceptable to high-five someone's face. -Â @TheRealLadyLuckno. 380 - @LittleHarmonica
 ~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~
You know you spend too much time online when you struggle to use a pen to write. -Â @LittleHarmonicano. 379 - @tweetcomedian
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with Pi is it never ends. @tweetcomedian no. 378 - @johnkoralewski
You know the handle you jiggle when the toilet won't shut up? Some of my friends need one of those on their forehead. -Â Â @johnkoralewski no. 377 - @therealgnu
~Illustration by: Nicholas Spence~
My action figure would come with action sold separately. @therealgnu
