no. 421 - @Hellraisinbgrrl
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
no. 420 - @OneLinersPlus
~ Illustration by:Â Gary Krejca~
Women, you're doing it wrong. Try wearing your emotions on your breasts. We're not paying much attention to your sleeves. - @OneLinersPlusno. 419 - @Garrett_Moriati
~Illustration by:Â Sam Dakota~
"What have I done?!! Everybody run!!" -Creator of the boomerang -Â @Garrett_Moriatino. 418 - @kn0thing
Confession: I'm not always laughing out loud when I type "lol." - @kn0thing no. 417 - @rosa
no. 416 - @wwwesty
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
A REAL smart phone would autoerase your ex's phone number. - @wwwestyno. 415 - @zefrank
~Illustrated by: Lonnie MF Allen~
if i was a mafia boss i would insist that everyone in my mob communicate through charades. even on the phone. @zefrank
no. 414 - @hankgreen
~Illustrated by: Jon Scott~
There's country music playing in this Hot Topic. This could be the first sign of the apocalypse. - @hankgreenno. 413 - @yoyoha
no. 412 - @lunchyprices
~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
Not feeling great about how much scrolling down I have to do to get to my birth year. - @lunchypricesno. 411 - @shariv67
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
No one will take your suicide note seriously if it's self-published. -Â @shariv67
no. 410 - @JRStacconi
 ~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~
Can we all agree to just start spelling it 'Wensday'? I'm coming for you next, raspberries. @JRStacconino. 409 - @rollintyler
no. 408 - @juliussharpe
no. 407 - @YUCKYBOT
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "MAY CAUSE AWESOME CHOREOGRAPHY!" -@YUCKYBOT
