no. 480 - @DanSackheim
Definition of irony: Ignoring my wife because I'm way too preoccupied working on a tweet that my followers will ignore. -Â @DanSackheimno. 479 - @BillMc7
 ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
AT&T is so annoying and disappointing that I'm surprised I'm not married to it. -Â @BillMc7no. 478 - @Hadzilla
~Illustration by: Jim Bertram~
The Kool-Aid guy running through the Berlin Wall would have been the most epic and thirst quenching event in history @Hadzilla
no. 477 - @thisjason
We’re super excited to be collaborating with Favstar.fm for this twaggie. Any time a new tweet on Favstar gets 5 “Tweet of the Day†trophies, we’ll add our own trophy in the form of a cartoon! Be sure to sign up with Favstar.fm’s bonus features to enable the Tweet of the Day functionality.
~Illustration by:Â Carnilius R~
 Stupidity is not this country's biggest problem, rewarding it is. - @thisjasonno. 476 - @SmokeMyWords
I have a coupon good for 1 blowjob that I got from my ex on my birthday, so if any of you ladies take coupons from competitors... @SmokeMyWords no. 475 - @jackmackenroth
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
Cashier just pointed at my zit and told me that Proactive really works for her. I told her college worked for me. -Â @jackmackenrothno. 474 - @IGotsSmarts
~Illustration by: Jim Bertram~
Thunder and lightning without rain is Mother Nature faking an orgasm. -Â @IGotsSmarts
no. 473 - @Holidayze
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
My boyfriend is so cute when he pretends he's not my boyfriend and threatens to call the cops if I don't stop following him <3 -Â @Holidayze
no. 472 - @WyLdAnIcA
no. 471 - @SkipperStevens
no. 470 - @MrFornicator
~Illustration by:Â Anna Beck~
I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50. @MrFornicator
no. 469 - @postsecret
Today, we're teaming up with Postsecret and neatorama to celebrate the release of the new Postsecret app! Go win some Postsecret books over here and be sure to download the app over here.
When my friend is peeved at her hubby, she introduces him to friends as her 'first husband'. via @postsecret
When my friend is peeved at her hubby, she introduces him to friends as her 'first husband'. via @postsecret no. 468 - @CNN_Oppmann
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
