no. 511 - @silent_musings
Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we’d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They’d reveal their majestic ways. - @silent_musings
no. 510 - @ProSexTips
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~The women I date put the hot in psychotic. - @ProSexTips
no. 509 - @SassyPantssss
My car is on every bird's shit list.-Â @SassyPantssss
no. 508 - @zombot
Early photo of me:
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That's me in the lead.
#happybirthdaytome. -Â @zombotno. 507 - @yoyoha
~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~
I just got an email from Sears! I didn't even know they had a computer! - @yoyohano. 506 - @The_Andy_Drew
no. 505 - @CandyWarhole
~Illustrated by:Â John McNamee~
no. 504 - @goldengateblond
  ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder. @goldengateblondno. 503 - @Coy0teUgly
I can now compose a sentence in my head and determine if it's under 140 characters. That's going on my resume. -Â @Coy0teUglyno. 502 - @HeyitsLori
no. 501 - @brattyunicorn
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
no. 500 - @NoogsCorner
The pinky toe has three main functions:
1) Grow mutant toenail.
2) Fall off sides of Flip Flops.
3) Dresser corner scout.
@NoogsCorner
@NoogsCornerno. 498 - @robfee
~Illustrated by:Â Jeff Maksuta~
Game Show Idea! I have to guess if u are homosexual, have scoliosis, or bad at hanging pictures.Its called "Let's Get One Thing Straight" @robfee
no. 499 - @CriticalA
I <2 typos -Â @CriticalA
no. 497 - @technopriest5
 ~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers. - @technopriest5
