I like to yell "boo-ya!!" and slap my coupons down on the check-out lane so people know I'm serious about saving 75 cents - @HeyitsLori 
Apple expectations are so high that if I can't talk to God on the next phone I'll be deflated. @benkunz 
Has anyone checked in on Japan lately? Or are we done with all of that? -Â @DepecheALAmode 
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
~Illustrated by: Jordan Race~
I think a man who knows how to use a semi-colon is sexy. My Ex was never able to deal w/a period much less one that sits on top of a comma. -Â @HerPinkRibbons
 ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
My mother sees the glass as half empty. And it better damn well be on a coaster. -Â @DDDBU
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
