no. 645 - @kelkulus
Oh no! There's a car alarm going off outside! Quick, what do I do? What do I DO?? @kelkulus
Oh no! There's a car alarm going off outside! Quick, what do I do? What do I DO?? @kelkulus
Oh no! There's a car alarm going off outside! Quick, what do I do? What do I DO?? @kelkulus
no. 644 - @CapriceCrane
~Illustrated by: Loc Lam~If I had to guess where everything went wrong, I’d have to say it was the day I learned “elemenopee†wasn’t one awesome letter. @CapriceCrane
no. 643 - @IGotsSmarts
I read quantum physics magazines for the particles. @IGotsSmartsno. 642 - @Alyssa_Milano
~Illustration by:Â Gideon Virgadamo~
no. 641 - @designersays
Tweet like no one is following you. @designersays no. 639 - @Smethanie
no. 638 - @capricecrane
If your boyfriend/girlfriend has no texts in their phone's history, you're totally being cheated on.  @capricecrane no. 637 - @DamienFahey
I'm outside Whole Foods asking people to sign a petition to stop people from standing outside Whole Foods asking people to sign petitions. @DamienFahey no. 636 - @RitleySammich
no. 635 - @christerickson
@Matt_Silverman @StephMBuck well, there goes my "Pornterest" idea. I knew I should have patented it. @christericksonno. 634 - @MarcusStricklin
I'd rather be dry humped by a gorilla than sit and listen to a girl talk about her boyfriend. @MarcusStricklin no. 633 - @Thethryll
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
