no. 661 - @senderblock23
~Illustration by: Â Christoph Niemann~
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes. @senderblock23
no. 660 - @whatupjames
faux real? - Â @whatupjames
no. 659 - @OhNoSheTwitnt
Guns don't kill people. Unfulfilling desk jobs kill people. Slowly. 5 days a week. Until they're empty shells. @OhNoSheTwitntno. 657 - @crston7
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said "This dumb ass put my cape on backwards"Â @crston7 no. 656 - @MichaelTwigg
"Hey, man, it's 16:20." - Military stoners @MichaelTwigg no. 655 - @CrazedinNYC
~Tin Man illustrated by Chris Sinderson~
Can someone please f*cking remind me why the Tinman wanted a heart? @CrazedinNYCno. 653 - @JohnRossBowie
I love NPR but Jesus Christ they're doing 20 minutes on cheese maintenance right now. @JohnRossBowie no. 654 - @MisterBombay
"What the f*ck?! You look nothing like your painting!"
- Angry woman on a blind date in the 1700's -Â Â @MisterBombay no. 658 - @Hormonella
~Illustration by: @inkyelbows~
“WAIT! LOOK OUT! RUN! WAIT! RUN BACK! NO, RUN THE OTHER WAY! NO, RUN THE OTHER WAY! LOOK OUT! RUN! WAIT! THE F*CK!†~ Squirrels @Hormonellano. 652 - @Glynner85
no. 651 - @grantimahara
no 650 -@jenstatsky
no. 649 - @icarmagic
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
no. 647 - @Mothpete
If a bee manages to stay alive after it stings you, it's a zom-bee. @Mothpete
no. 646 - @SadMustache
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
