no. 676 - @beingtheo
Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only. - @beingtheo
Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only. - @beingtheo
Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only. - @beingtheo 
no. 675 - @KenJennings
Stupid people: please say "DOY DOY DOY" a lot so we can recognize you faster. - @KenJennings
Mashup cartoon based on an original by always amazing J.C. Duffy (this Twaggie is NOT for sale)
no. 674 - @GarreTheFerret
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it... I found the rubber band @GarreTheFerret no. 673 - @bulls_horns
 ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~
Why does the person right in front of me at Subway always treat building a sandwich like they're buying a f#@&ing car?  @bulls_hornsno. 672 - @GarreTheFerret
~Original CapsLock illustration by: Eke~
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980. @GarreTheFerretno. 671 - @Naan_Conformist
Don't hate on Americans for not learning a foreign language. Hate on Americans for not learning English. @Naan_Conformist no. 670 - @MickeyTweaks
no. 669 - @DamienFahey
no. 668 - @StealthyJess
Sometimes I let my plants get dangerously close to death, and then save them at the last minute just so they know who’s the boss - @StealthyJess no. 667 - @rosa
~Zombie Illustration by Darren Calvert~
James Joyce's work entered public domain. Shouldn't be long before someone writes "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Zombie." - @rosano. 666 - @VerifiedDrunk
no. 665 - @MikeDrucker
Mad Libs inventor died today of POOPING. He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAURÂ @MikeDrucker no. 664 - @yoyoha
Dear Women,
We forgot about Valentine's Day because we can't stop thinking about how lucky we are to even know you.
Love, Men @yoyoha no. 663 - @Burgee66
For some reason I have a harder time holding my liquor during the winter. I think it's the mittens. @Burgee66 no. 662 - @Qu4rtKn33
Still trying to make the connection between 10 gallon hats and roast beef sandwiches. You are a mysterious vixen, Arbys @Qu4rtKn33 
