no. 707 - @JOEVEIX
Cooking a TV dinner, what red wines go best with a Toshiba? -Â @JOEVEIX Cooking a TV dinner, what red wines go best with a Toshiba? -Â @JOEVEIX Cooking a TV dinner, what red wines go best with a Toshiba? -Â @JOEVEIX 
no. 706 - @michcoll
An accordion is just a BabyBjörn for tiny pianos. - @michcoll no. 705 - @DJROTARYRACHEL
Autocorrect keeps changing my mom's texts from :) to "you're a barren disappointment". - @DJROTARYRACHEL no. 704 - @ActionChick
!#$% hotel Internet connection @ActionChick no. 703 - @NikiWithIssues
I'm feeling super lazy today. It's the same as normal lazy except I'm wearing a cape. @NikiWithIssues no. 702 - @JordyHamrick
So what happens if I neglect to "safely" remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD. @JordyHamrick no. 701 - @Fallun_Angel
no. 700 - @IGotsSmarts
no. 699 - @lunchyprices
Might just quit life and get one of those couches with a built-in fridge. Â @lunchyprices
With special Happy Bday wishes from all of us at Team Twaggies! May you have another 25 wonderful years :-) no. 698 - @coreyhinds
"Your days are numbered!" - inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment @coreyhinds no. 696 - @TeenDreaming
no. 695 - @NickadooLA
Straight women wanna seduce gay men.
Gay men wanna seduce straight guys.
Straight guys wanna seduce lesbians.
Lesbians wanna be left alone. @NickadooLA 
