no. 737 - @GavinPivott
I wish I loved anything as much as morning radio hosts love their own jokes. @GavinPivott I wish I loved anything as much as morning radio hosts love their own jokes. @GavinPivott I wish I loved anything as much as morning radio hosts love their own jokes. @GavinPivott 
no. 736 - @HalfJewHalfMisc
If God made everything then he must be somewhere in China. @HalfJewHalfMisc no. 735 - @anjeanettec
Homeless people love a handout, but they love using the blood pressure machine at CVS even more. @anjeanettec no. 734 - @OhNoSheTwitnt
~Original SJP Illustration by: YourPersonalCartoonist~
no. 733 - @IamEnidColeslaw
A police horse shit on me. RT @McDonalds Happy Tuesday everyone! How's your day going? @IamEnidColeslaw no. 732 - @kellyoxford
If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool & legal to fart in their face as you walk by. @kellyoxford no. 731 - @BlitznBeans
no. 730 - - @nayele18
no. 729 - @maxniederhofer
no. 728 - @sadmonsters
Free idea: Kitchen-counter-sized Post-It notes. When the counter is dirty, you just tear it off. @sadmonsters no. 727 - @codinghorror
there must be a German word for this: when you're using the iPhone version of an iPad app because you're too cheap to buy it again @codinghorror no. 726 - @Ashauri
no. 725 - @kelkulus
~Original Illustration by: HelloAgainGirls.com~
no. 724 - @Smethanie
Relationships are like IKEA furniture. You feel a sense of pride after building them and they fall apart after a few years. @Smethanie no. 723 - @shelbyfero
"You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then give you back TWO leather jackets!" - Fonzi Scheme @shelbyfero 
