Tortoise and the Hare Race [no. 992 - @koalaslament]
I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race.
— No Friends Nige (@koalaslament) May 9, 2012
Reminds me of a public service message video I saw recently about sloths swimming in rivers. Humans often see them and pull them into their boat and take them away thinking they're helping when really the poor cute, ugly guys are just trying to get across the river. Instead they tend to end up far away and probably lost.
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