no. 721 - @anjeanettec There are many things a woman can regret, but the "short haircut" phase is usually number one. @anjeanettec Comments (0) Comments (0) Hm.. puppy farted. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Henrietta's night of doing it "doggie style" has produced an unwelcome result. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "Foghorn Leghorn will not be pleased." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Meet the Angelina Jolie of chickens. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Tired of eating scrambled eggs every day, Henrietta decided to treat her family with a dead puppy for dinner. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Against Pamela Anderson's wishes, Henrietta would rather wear dead puppy fur than go naked. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) The hen that laid the golden retriever. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) It would seem that the stork has been hitting the bottle hard while making his deliveries. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) After giving birth to a puppy, the hen realized having a one night stand with the farmers dog was a horrible mistake. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) I really misunderstood me when you said you had to give me "dog food" that one time Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Gonzo will not be pleased. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) edit:I really misunderstood you when you said you had to give me “dog food” that one time Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "For some reason this damn puppy refuses to hatch." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) The hen's real chick was not pleased... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "I shall name him...Rover." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "This pillow is a lot warmer than the goose feather one I had." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) After killing a puppy, the hen tries to hide the body. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Henrietta was not amused when it was reavealed that she was punk'd by Ashton Kutcher. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Hannah was never the same after passing that egg. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "Don't worry, lil' chick. Go ahead and peck away at the dead puppy. It won't bite." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) He definitely takes after his father..... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Henrietta doing her best to make a hotdog. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Beware Genetically Modified Organics! (Still tastes like chicken, though.) Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Henrietta is more than a little disappointed at the guard dog she purchased online from newegg.com. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Chicken comes first, bitch! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) (chick:) i can has my mom now? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Kentucky Fried Chicken's unorthodox method for making hotdogs exposed. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Fearing for his life, this Michael Vick witness goes into the puppy protection program. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Who's the Topdog now, bitch! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Chick: Where does he rank in the pecking order? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) FOGHORN: "*points at puppy* You son of a bitch!"HENRIETTA: "Bawk you!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Gene splicing outcomes can be a bitch to perfect. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Henrietta is not sure if she's just given birth to a Pupkin or Chuppy. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) The San Diego Chicken will not be pleased. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) I'm tired of being cooped up with this bitch! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) The last plan Henrietta hatched was markedly canine. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Says the hen: "Ok... Ok... enough you guys, will the prankster please come out now?" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) this is the largest egg I have ever laid!!!!!!!!! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "That's the last time I try to hatch a Cadbury Creme egg." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) I think 'Confused Hen' is funny enough. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Which one do YOU think came first? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) It's interspecies erotica, jackass Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Mom, I'm over here... You drank too much egg nogg again... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Hen: Wait a minute! this doesn't feel right...chick: mom, wtf? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) So, this is why I crossed the road? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) >.O ow... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Mmm...Feather bed. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) You should have seen the egg! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Shhh....Don't try to talk. The knife is between your 3rd and 4th rib. Your lung is collapsed. It'll all be over soon. Shhhhh. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Hatching Eggs Fail: UR Doin It Wrong! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) The dog came first Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) The dog came first... and like all men, promptly passed out Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Wow! Nice hat. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Mum, I know you said Rover was staying over tonight but this is rediculous. Where am I supposed to sleep? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) ... Why does Rover get my room? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Just hours after birth, Baby Chick is disappointed to learn he is not his mother's favorite. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "you bitch"? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Evolution. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "There's nothing worse than being the red-headed step chick..." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) when the puppy wanted to get alid this is wasnt he had in mind Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) my special egg Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) thats what i call "doggy style" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) hey bird dog, you're on the wrong trail,hey bird dog, get away from my...chick. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) heyyyy! which one came first. the chick or the pup Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) oh my! that was one peck of a party Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) OOPS! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Experienced dogsitter. References available. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) In a nice spanish accent. "Ayeeee Chihuahua" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) I knew from an egg that big that something special was hatching... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Chicken hot dog! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "Okay okay...I'll GIVE I promise not to chew on any more chicks!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) That last one hurt so much coming out, I thought I was having puppies! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) You shoulda seen the EGG... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Korean Restaurant cover-up attempt: "But we swear it really is chicken!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) hopefully her new puppy-pedic mattress will end her sleepless nights. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Little chick: 'Mom, am I adopted?' Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Little chick: "Mum! can we keep it please!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Say UNCLE! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) a recent scientific discovery, this picture shows that chickens are quickly realizing that cadavers make good incubators. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Little Chick:: I told you if you didn't leave be alone my big sister would beat you up. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Men are such Dogs. They always go after the BIG Breasted chicks. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "Put the axe down, or the puppy gets it." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) INCUBATION: YER DOIN IT WRONG Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) The quick brown fox will be so confused. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Bugs: 5 centsGrain: 10 centsBig Comfortable Living Enclosure: 75 DollarsRealizing your little brother was adopted: Priceless Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Not now, sweetheart. Mother hen is baby'sitting' for the watchdog. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Whew! That last one felt like it came out sideways! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Goodmorning, mummy and puppy, the sun is up! Go to bed son, you know I hate to rise early. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) This is a good example as to why it is so important to go to the optometrist Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) With the puppy pinned, the chick could now get to work.Blood was in the air. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) 66% of a Tur-puppen OR "Yes, he's your brother." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "I don't remember the egg being this big when I laid it!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "Can you smell what the hen is cooking!!?" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Hatching the puppy was easy. Laying the egg hurt like hell. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) While the rooster was away, the hen apparently sought the comfort of the milkman. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Genetic hybrid testing leads to world first true "Cock-er-uh-Spaniel". Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "What do you mean,where was I 21 days ago?" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) CTF? (Cluck-the-f_ck?) Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) This new sofa has dog hair all over it! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) "WHO'S THE CHICKEN NOW?" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Please wait as I fetch you more comments... Commenting is closed. Click here to view up to the first 100 of this post's 0 comments
Henrietta's night of doing it "doggie style" has produced an unwelcome result. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Tired of eating scrambled eggs every day, Henrietta decided to treat her family with a dead puppy for dinner. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Against Pamela Anderson's wishes, Henrietta would rather wear dead puppy fur than go naked. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
It would seem that the stork has been hitting the bottle hard while making his deliveries. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
After giving birth to a puppy, the hen realized having a one night stand with the farmers dog was a horrible mistake. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I really misunderstood me when you said you had to give me "dog food" that one time Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
edit:I really misunderstood you when you said you had to give me “dog food” that one time Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"This pillow is a lot warmer than the goose feather one I had." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Henrietta was not amused when it was reavealed that she was punk'd by Ashton Kutcher. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"Don't worry, lil' chick. Go ahead and peck away at the dead puppy. It won't bite." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Beware Genetically Modified Organics! (Still tastes like chicken, though.) Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Henrietta is more than a little disappointed at the guard dog she purchased online from newegg.com. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Kentucky Fried Chicken's unorthodox method for making hotdogs exposed. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Fearing for his life, this Michael Vick witness goes into the puppy protection program. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
FOGHORN: "*points at puppy* You son of a bitch!"HENRIETTA: "Bawk you!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Henrietta is not sure if she's just given birth to a Pupkin or Chuppy. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Says the hen: "Ok... Ok... enough you guys, will the prankster please come out now?" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Hen: Wait a minute! this doesn't feel right...chick: mom, wtf? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Shhh....Don't try to talk. The knife is between your 3rd and 4th rib. Your lung is collapsed. It'll all be over soon. Shhhhh. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
The dog came first... and like all men, promptly passed out Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Mum, I know you said Rover was staying over tonight but this is rediculous. Where am I supposed to sleep? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Just hours after birth, Baby Chick is disappointed to learn he is not his mother's favorite. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"There's nothing worse than being the red-headed step chick..." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
when the puppy wanted to get alid this is wasnt he had in mind Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
hey bird dog, you're on the wrong trail,hey bird dog, get away from my...chick. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I knew from an egg that big that something special was hatching... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"Okay okay...I'll GIVE I promise not to chew on any more chicks!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
That last one hurt so much coming out, I thought I was having puppies! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Korean Restaurant cover-up attempt: "But we swear it really is chicken!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
hopefully her new puppy-pedic mattress will end her sleepless nights. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
a recent scientific discovery, this picture shows that chickens are quickly realizing that cadavers make good incubators. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Little Chick:: I told you if you didn't leave be alone my big sister would beat you up. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Men are such Dogs. They always go after the BIG Breasted chicks. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Bugs: 5 centsGrain: 10 centsBig Comfortable Living Enclosure: 75 DollarsRealizing your little brother was adopted: Priceless Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Not now, sweetheart. Mother hen is baby'sitting' for the watchdog. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Goodmorning, mummy and puppy, the sun is up! Go to bed son, you know I hate to rise early. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
This is a good example as to why it is so important to go to the optometrist Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
With the puppy pinned, the chick could now get to work.Blood was in the air. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Hatching the puppy was easy. Laying the egg hurt like hell. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
While the rooster was away, the hen apparently sought the comfort of the milkman. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Genetic hybrid testing leads to world first true "Cock-er-uh-Spaniel". Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
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I really misunderstood you when you said you had to give me “dog food” that one time
HENRIETTA: "Bawk you!"
chick: mom, wtf?
hey bird dog, get away from my...chick.
Grain: 10 cents
Big Comfortable Living Enclosure: 75 Dollars
Realizing your little brother was adopted: Priceless
Blood was in the air.