I guess this is proof that Michael Jackson thought pretty highly of himself at one point. T...  ...self at one point. This commissioned portrait of Jackson alongside luminaries such as Einstein, George Was...  ...am Lincoln, and... E.T.?... will be for sale when Jackson gets...

Okay, this is bad - but bad in a funny way. Mr Daz...  ...of milk. This is why I’ve come up with the Michael Jackson coffee scale. It’s simple and easy to under...  ...ple and easy to understand, as everyone knows who Michael Jackson is, and what colour he was at different stages in...