Shipwrecked on a Deserted Island? Do Homework First, then Wait for Death

When redditor Robimus asked his Japanese junior high school students to write an essay on what they'd do if shipwrecked on a deserted island, one student submitted this:

We will enjoy swimming, because it's fun to swim.
We will do my homework, because it's fun to do homework.
We will play soccer, because it's fun to play soccer.
We will wait for death, because can't do anything.

Those Asians. Notice that they'd do homework before waiting for death.


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For my money the best tasting water comes from the garden hose, somehow the rubber hose imparts great taste onto the water

Lewis Black is delusional, tap water is cleaner now than it was when he was a child. People decided that water from a bottle must be cleaner than the tap
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